How to make money on the internet

Wanting to earn a few quid to pay for my daughter's university education I thought I'd google 'how to make money on the internet'. Nearly 4 millions results. I'm not the only one who's broke, obviously. Scrolling down, most sites are get rich quick schemes. "If something sounds too good to be true it probably is" - words of wisdom from my mum, RIP. So how do I make a few extra quid? Someone please tell me. I'm already out of the house 12 hours a day earning a crust and studying in the evening trying to get qualified. Not enough time left to set up a website, or work in a bar. What I want is low risk, high income for very little effort and time - just like everyone else.

Chocolate, sex and getting fat

Lots of comfort food resulting in getting fat. I've been stuffing my face with cholcolate whilst trying to study. Am I the only person who has to eat every last bit of chocolate in the house. Whatever the size of bar I just can't leave any. I have to eat it, as long as no one else is around. Whilst at the office I am so self controlled, it's unbelievable. So now I'm feeling fat, ugly and undesirable. Result, go to bed before the man and pretend to be asleep.