Who'd want to marry a vicar?

Apparently many want to marry the vicar. Well my friend, don't do it! Especially if you'd like to spend time alone with him. He's on call 24/7, is provided with a house he can't afford to run and you'll have to fight off all the little old ladies who want to look after him because you obviously don't look after him properly.

A survey by the dating agency, Christian Connection, which attracted more than 300 responses found that when asked: "Would you consider marrying a full-time vicar/minister/pastor?" , more than 45 per cent said they "Would love to", while nearly 40 per cent replied that it was not what they would choose, but "if the right person came along . . ." Ten per cent said they would consider it, as long as they could live their own life.